Chris Adams

Chris Adam Interview

Chris Adams is not your average skater. Sure, he likes Hesh, skateboarding, drinking a 40, and getting laid, but when it comes to skateboarding he’s one burly Bastard. Chris Adams is a not your average skater. Sure, he likes Hesh,  skateboarding, drinking a 40, and getting laid, but when it comes to skateboarding he’s one burly Bastard. He skates it all! Everyone uses the term powerful to describe his ability on the board, but he is also twice as consistent with tech tricks than most “street only” skaters. He’s also got a wicked sense of humor that’ll leave most shaking in their fruitboots.  -J.G.

Random Quote from Chris Adams:“Skateboarding is better than sex!” two guys
next to him said “you must be a virgin” he said “No NO!, If I had my choice
between the perfect girl or perfect skatepark I would definitely be at
that skatepark! Cuz the girl will follow anyways!”

Chris Adams at Bellevue

Chris Adams at Bellevue

What’s your dick size?7 3/4 by 5 1/2

Let’s start easy uhm…

Laughter… He’s on the cover of CLUB this month…

No I wasn’t!

Who are you riding for?

Me mostly but some girls & stuff (laugh) been getting gear and
stuff from the Northwest Board Sports in Lynnwood.

When is the last time you got pussy?

This morning it’s a good start for the day. laughter.

What do you have to say to the of BMXer’s that are destroying our
parks?

GO DIE! THAT’S IT!

How does the weather effect your skating in the Northwest?

It makes it hard cuz it rains too fucking much.  It makes me want
to go somewhere lame like California.

Where would you most like to skate everyday?

Burnside

Where would you least like to skate?

Kirkland – Good Laugh

Who do you skate with mostly?

Dirty Devin and the crust Fucker’s

So your from Lynnwood? tell us about that?

I’m from Edmonds actually don’t get it confused!

Don’t claim Lynnwood!

Lynnwood where I did most of my skateboarding when I was little, street skating and stuff .

Chris on a Port Angeles Mini

Chris on a Port Angeles Mini

So how long have you been skateboarding?

Thirteen years since 1987.

Who do You thinks ripping it up?  Locally and nationally.

We always got the favorite locally, let’s see, Maurice [Hrboka] has
been killing it lately, the five, Q definitely!

What skater do you look up to the most?

RED or anyone who’s gnarly .

What do you got down the road like  future plans?

Buy some Property and dig a hole.  Make myself my own place to skate with no dorks.  Find some property up in the hills and grow weed and hide from everyone.

photo’s top to bottom : Chris @ Bellevue, Port Angeles, and
below @ Everett.

chris blasting the gap @ Everett, photo - J. Greenwood

chris blasting the gap @ Everett, photo – J. Greenwood

Chris - Kickflip to fakie grab - photo by J. Greenwood

Chris – Kickflip to fakie grab – photo by J. Greenwood

Do you have any shoutouts to finish this off?I’m going to give the shout out to Garret, will be out Sept. 13 so
everybody watch out he’s gonna wreck shop, everyone that still skates that
started with me back in the day so there’s like three people and the rest
of them can fuck off laughter.

any names?

they all know who they are…

What you most like to listen to When You skate?

Slayer

What about when you fuck?

Depeche Mode BRO! (Tons of Laughter! )

I think that’ll do it!!!